The flagship · your life as a dark RPG

LEVEL UP
SYSTEM 2.0

Turn your life into an RPG · Notion template

Your laziness has an HP bar now. Seven weaknesses stand in the arena as living 3D bosses — and every quest you complete is a hit they feel.

Enter the arena → $59 one-time · instant download · full details
+150 XP +150 XP +150 XP
LEVEL UP SYSTEM — main dashboard in Notion −120
War Room — weekly analytics: stats, XP and damage dealt
EDCBAS
Progression

From E-rank nobody
to S-rank operative.

Your rank is not a sticker — it is computed from what you actually did. The radar watches six stats. Slack off, and the system knows.

EDCBAS
Radar scan — six stats computed from your entries
Quest log — three tiers, damage per quest
Quests deal damage

Progress stops being a feeling.

Three tiers — easy, mission, raid. Every completed quest lands on the boss’s HP bar as a number you can watch drop. Skip a day, and the boss heals. It is exactly as motivating as it sounds.

Laziness — executed
The EXECUTE moment

Zero HP. Finish it.

When the bar hits zero, the button lights up. You execute the boss, watch the death animation play — and the weakness that ran your life for years is a trophy now. No app has ever made discipline feel like this.

JUNK FOOD — The Glutton, Rank A trophy
JUNK FOOD · THE GLUTTON · RANK A
Trophy Hall

Your record, standing on pedestals.

Every executed boss leaves a 3D relic in a hall you can actually walk through. Seven pedestals. Fill them all, and something bigger appears at the end of the aisle.

ProcrastinationPROCRASTINATION
ChaosCHAOS
LazinessLAZINESS
FearFEAR
Phone AddictionPHONE ADDICTION
GluttonyGLUTTONY
Seven of them ship in the box. All animated. All killable.
Get LEVEL UP SYSTEM →
Two more worlds, same engine

Prefer a different language of progress?

Same mechanics underneath. Different aesthetic, different language of progress. Built in Notion.

RONIN — command map, missions, focus session and rank
Discipline

RONIN

For people moved by a standard. Dark, austere, ranked. Four dimensions computed from what you actually did.

  • Command map — Focus, Wisdom, Action, Discipline
  • Missions, rituals and honor streak
  • Dojo focus timer with session history
  • Wanderer → Shogun progression
$39
Get RONIN
EMERALD — core balance, main quest, focus session and rank
Growth

EMERALD

For people moved by things compounding. Warm, alive, balanced. One loop: root, grow, learn, build, bloom.

  • Core balance across five life areas
  • Habit consistency with best-streak tracking
  • Focus sessions and weekly analytics
  • Root → Bloom progression
$39
Get EMERALD

Not sure which one? The audit picks for you — and tells you which mechanism you are missing first.

Both run inside Notion and use custom interactive widgets for the timer, XP and analytics. Those widgets store data in your browser, so they do not sync automatically between devices — you export and restore with one JSON file. Everything else is normal Notion. Instant download. Not affiliated with Notion.

Where this is going

This is being built in the open.

BARVINOK is not a finished product dropped on a marketplace. Every release is documented, every claim is sourced, and what is coming next is listed below before it exists.

Shipped
  • LEVEL UP SYSTEMSeven 3D bosses, quest damage, Trophy Hall.
  • RONINGamified command system with rank progression.
  • EMERALDLife-balance system with the five-area core.
  • The research libraryFive peer-reviewed findings, written up with sources.
  • The auditNinety seconds to your missing mechanism.
In build
  • Unique quest packsHand-written quest arcs for every boss.
  • Feature expansionNew modules and widgets inside the worlds.
  • Winter ArcA 90-day season with its own campaign.

Dates are deliberately absent. Things ship when they work.